Hello, this is Dr. Jovey.
Yes.
Wait.
Yes.
Put the patient on, please.
Hi.
Martha?
Yes.
I'm looking at your stool now.
Uh-huh.
What's wrong?
Uh, bloating?
Cramping?
You're in pain?
Huh. Yes, I know you have diabetes.
Yes, I know.
I know you have pancreatic problems and you have diabetes.
But Martha, your stool sinks to the bottom of the toilet.
So you're perfectly fine.
Wait, wait, wait, Martha?
Wait, wait, wait.
I know, I know you have celiac.
I know you have hemorrhoids.
I know we removed the pallet from your colon, but your stool, your poop, it sinks to the bottom of the toilet.
So you must be fine.
How do I know that?
Google.
Yes.
Yes.
Everybody says on Google that if your poop sinks to the bottom of the toilet, then you don't have a problem.
Hold on.
There's another call coming through.
I'm going to hang.
Martha, I can't talk to you.
Another call coming through.
There's another call coming through.
Yes, there is.
Hello.
Jenny?
Yes, yes, yes.
The nurse patched you on?
Oh, hi, hi.
Yes?
Yes, we removed ten inches from your colon?
Uh-huh.
Yes, we did.
Yes.
Yes.
But your stool, it sinks to the bottom of the toilet, so you're fine.
Yes.
Wait, what else?
You're very sick.
You're bedridden.
Okay, I know you're bedridden.
You have autoimmune disease.
We know that.
But your stool, your poop, it sinks to the bottom of the toilet.
We have tested it.
We've taken your poop, and it's fallen to the bottom of the toilet, so you must be perfectly healthy.
Because a perfectly healthy poop sits at the bottom of the toilet, so you can't be sick.
No.
Hemorrhoids? I know you have hemorrhoids. I know you have constipation. I know you have diverticulosis and diverticulitis. Yes, we had you on antibiotics last month for your diverticulitis. But wait, Jenny, Jenny, Jenny, calm down. Jenny, Jenny, Jenny, calm down.
your poop, it sinks to the bottom of the toilet.
Therefore, you're perfectly healthy.
Because on Google, I'm not a Google doctor.
I graduated from the medical university.
Yes, I'm not a Google doctor.
But we found on Google that a healthy poop
sinks to the bottom of the toilet.
I know you're very sick.
Jenny, I know you're very sick.
But see, your poop sinks to the bottom of the toilet,
so you probably have nothing wrong with you.
Maybe you aren't sick at all.
I think you've been lying, Jenny,
because your poop sinks to the bottom of the toilet.
So you must be a liar.
You're not sick at all.
There's another call coming through.
Hold on, another call.
Dr. Gigi, over here.
Alfred?
Yes, yes.
More stomach cramps?
I think we diagnosed you with SIBO, right?
H. pylori, I know you have a pecticle, sir, but your poop, we have studied your poop.
Your poop, Alfred, sunk the furthest down into the toilet.
It's stuck on the bottom of the toilet, and we couldn't remove it off the toilet.
Alfred, you don't have any problems.
You're not sick.
Or what about you talk to your mother-in-law?
What does she say?
She's in the hospital dying, and her poop sinks to the bottom of the toilet?
Oh, no, she's not dying.
No, she's not in the hospital dying, Alfred, because her poop doesn't float.
It sinks to the bottom of the toilet.
She has the healthiest poo there is.
I think I have your mother-in-law's poop here.
Alfred, I have your mother-in-law's poop.
You sent it to us, remember?
You said it sunk to the bottom of the toilet.
and we confirmed it.
We talked to the nurse.
Yes, I'm going to call the nurse now.
Surgeon General Hospital?
Yes, put Martha Vandellen on the phone.
Martha, this is Dr. Bejobi.
Your son-in-law says that your shit
sinks to the bottom of the toilet
and sticks to the bottom of the toilet.
You only have a week to live?
I don't think you're sick.
I don't think you have anything wrong with you because your poop, it sinks to the bottom of the toilet.
And on Google, yes, and on Instagram, on Instagram, everybody's a health expert on Instagram.
And they say that Google says the healthiest poop is the one that sinks to the bottom of the toilet.
Yes, all those very smart people that Google.
Oh, dieticians.
Yes, lots of dieticians that Google.
Yes, that are on Instagram, dietitians.
They say that a healthy poop sinks to the bottom.
So, I think you're perfectly fine.
You don't have anything wrong.
Okay, there's another call.
One more call coming through.
Hello.
Yes, nurse.
Pass on.
Put Sarah on, nurse.
Yes.
Hi, Sarah.
We noticed.
We noticed that your poo, I have it right here.
We noticed that your poo, it wasn't floating.
It was on top of another poo.
You know the photographs, Sarah, the photograph you sent of the shit in your toilet?
You're Dr. Joby here.
What happened was you had a lot of shit piled up on itself,
and it was stacked, and it was rising out of the water,
so that you are very healthy because your poo was sunk to the bottom of the toilet.
Huh?
Endometriosis?
I know you have endometriosis.
Fibroids?
I know you have fibroids.
Thyroid cancer you had last year?
I know you have thyroid cancer that year.
Diabetes?
Diverticulitis?
I know you have those,
but your poop sinks to the bottom of the toilet,
so I don't think you're healthy.
Yes, I think you're very healthy.
Yes, Sarah, you're very healthy. Because on Google, they say if your shit floats, you're unhealthy. If your shit sinks, you're healthy, Sarah. You're healthy.
What were your doctor bills last month, Sarah?
I don't know.
What did we charge you?
$7,000 last month?
Yes, we did.
We charged you $7,000 because, remember, you had all the procedures?
Yes, because you were very sick and in pain.
But, Sarah, you're not sick anymore because your poop sinks to the bottom of the toilet.
Yes, it does.
They know so much on Google.
And they know so much on Instagram.
I know.
They're so smart.
They keep on? Yes?
Okay, we gotta go.
I had enough today. I've had enough poop.
I have it all over my fingers.
I'm going to have a sandwich, a finger sandwich now.
Is there any finger sandwiches?
Nurse, can you...
Receptionist, can you bring some finger sandwiches to me?
I don't want to wash my hands. I like the taste of poop.
Yes, I'm going to eat my finger sandwiches
and not tell anybody that I didn't wash my hands
so I can smell the poop on my fingers as I'm eating the finger sandwiches.
Okay, Dr. Joby's got to go.
Never, never cease to amaze me.
You try to help people. You try to help people. You try to bring critical information to the forefront. You do it all the time. You bring the blood draw information to the forefront where they said, no, a doctor will never accept a half vial.
And now all around the world in this country, because of medical medium, doctors are allowing patients and phlebotomists to have quarter vials and half vials.
They said it would never be done.
And medical medium first broke the world's news about blood, how they rob your blood and they kill you.
That's medical medium.
Harvard came out with a paper saying they believe Epstein-Barr causes multiple sclerosis.
Well, you're too late to the party, Harvard.
Way too late.
Because medical medium has actually said that for 35 years and has published it in the books.
You're too late, Harvard.
You guys are geniuses, I guess.
Because you poached it, is what you did.
You poached it for medical medium.
The shingles and the chicken pox are two different viruses.
But the medical world has been saying it's the shingles virus and that's what chicken pox is.
But it's not.
They're two separate viruses.
That's medical mediums information.
And now virologists are starting to say they're two different viruses.
We're here right now.
We're talking about poop.
That's just three things.
I'm not talking about the hundreds of things.
Medical medium information is never proven wrong.
It's only proven right.
We're going to talk about shit today.
So this is an important talk right here.
By the way, we're also going to be showing you about juicing.
We're going to be doing that right now.
This is a bowel movement video, which is going to be fun.
So we're doing bowel movement talk. We're doing poop talk. We're doing all of that. Now we posted a bowel movement, actually a video of me talking about how when your poop sinks, it's not the healthiest. Even though you could be eating healthy, it's still not the healthiest. The poop needs to be floating midstream is best. Floating to the top or midstream.
Now, there's a lot of confusion around this because there's all these dietician nutritionists that say, I learned in school that if the poop is floating, you're really sick.
But we're going to talk about this, too, for a little bit.
So I was waiting to get into a bathroom.
It was a restaurant.
And I had to pee really bad.
And there was a guy that was obese and very sick in front of me.
And that guy who was obese and very sick in front of me, okay, that I spoke to, he had all kinds of problems.
His guts were a mess. He had all kinds of problems. He had hemorrhoids. He had gastrointestinal issues. He had ulcers. He had everything under the sun wrong with his guts. He was very overweight. He was very ill. He was sweating. He was sick. And he went into this bathroom stall because there was only one toilet in that restaurant bathroom. He went into the bathroom as I waited outside the door. And I was smelling his poo as it was coming through the door.
And the guy never flushed the toilet. I heard him wash his hands, but he never flushed the toilet. He came out. I walked in there and I saw a really big turd sunk and sitting at the bottom of that toilet. And it even left like a streak as it looked like it went down and sunk down to the bottom of that toilet.
and that guy was sick.
He was sick.
He was ill.
Very ill.
Testinal tract was a mess.
The guy probably had more yeast and mold and bacteria
and everything under the sun inside that guy's guts
and that poop was sitting at the bottom of the toilet
and it looked like an everyday normal poop
sitting at the bottom of the toilet.
Shit sinking isn't a sign of good health.
It's not a sign necessarily of bad health.
but it's not a sign of good health.
There's a lot of confusion about there.
I posted about this.
It's important.
So what people say is they say,
well, if your shit is floating or mid-floating or floating,
that means you must be dying of pancreatic cancer or something,
or you've got malabsorption,
or you're not digesting your fats.
And that's what people say.
But it doesn't work that way.
People don't realize your fats and proteins
all sink to the bottom of the toilet.
and people don't know this, which shows how behind either science or Google articles or
whoever's talking whatever out there or dieticians are, how behind they are, you guys. You take this
chocolate, this cacao right here, okay? That cacao sinks like a rock, okay? There's really high fat
in that cacao right there. Sinks like a rock. You see that? Just like everybody's shit does.
And when you don't digest that fat because people aren't digesting their fats, because what you have to understand when they do stool samples at your functional medicine doctors, they're not really looking at analysis exactly how much fat's in that stool.
They're looking for other things.
They're looking for microbiome stuff.
They're looking for microbes and indications of past microbes, right?
I'm showing you what happens when your gut's not working.
your chocolate comes out of your ass and it sits in that toilet and it streaks that toilet bowl
and it sinks like a bottom of like a rock right there. So I hope people who left a bunch of
thousands of comments saying, I wouldn't trust him in any level. Well, I hope they're watching
right now because it's important to see. So let's talk about this right now. Let's go. Let's do
tahini right here. This is really oily tahini, right? Really oily tahini right here. Okay.
So keep that in mind. This stuff is like dripping oil. Okay. So I'm going to drop that tahini in
there. All right. It's on the glass. It's hanging on the glass right there. All right. See that
tahini? See that oily, greasy tahini? You see that stuff? And that's the shit stain on your
toilet because everybody's got a weak digestion. They got weak hydrochloric acid. They got weak
bio reserves. And that tahini makes a shit stain on the bottom of their toilet. And your turd sinks
down. But I thought fat floated. Look, that piece of tahini that was stuck to the top, it actually
fell. And that's so greasy, oily. See that piece of tahini right there? It fell right to the bottom
really fast, like a block of cement. I thought fat floats. That's funny. I thought it floats.
it doesn't. It's different than putting oil on the water, straight oil, processed oil on the water.
People don't realize their turds are filled with undigested fat and undigested protein. So let's do
another little test. Let's get some peanut butter out right here, you guys. You guys just came on
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So I got some peanut butter right here, right?
So I'm going to get a spoon out real quick.
I got some oily, greasy peanut butter.
I love when someone says, oh, greasy, if it's greasy in your stool, it's going to float to the top.
That's probably the most ridiculous statement I've ever heard.
But that's all people do.
They'll say all this stuff, right?
So this is interesting, okay?
I just dropped some really greasy, oily peanut butter.
The oil's just stuck to that.
It's mixed with oil.
What you see right there is peanut butter sitting at the top of what could be the bottom of what could be the toilet bowl.
Because what happens is when your nut butters and your nuts and your chicken with your chicken fat or whatever it is isn't digesting all the way,
the protein and the fat stick to the bottom of the toilet.
That's why stools sink.
It's because you've got undigested protein and fat inside your stools.
Everybody has weak hydrochloric acid.
Everybody has weak bile reserves.
and that's what's happening right there.
Yes, this is live, Sarah.
That's how we always do it here with Medical Medium.
So that's peanut butter right there.
Okay?
Boom.
All right?
So what do we got?
We got some almond butter right here.
Let's get some really oily, greasy almond butter out of here too.
See that?
Got a little almond butter.
Drop that in.
almond butter sunk to the bottom
peanut butter
sunk to the bottom
right?
despite what Google says
full of fat
Tahiti
sunk to the bottom
guys should watch those videos again
when you get a chance
on my reels
you should watch those videos
when you get a chance
what I was talking about
how stools
different stools
they mid-flow
with the differences
mid-flow versus splitting
we're going to cover all those details
right there
Chocolate is just sitting at the bottom like a rock.
That chocolate's high in butter.
That's cacao butter right there.
Right there.
Important to know.
I got some cashews right here.
I'm going to drop them in.
I'm dropping some cashews in here.
Cashews are really high in fat.
So high in fat, if you eat a tub of cashew butter, you might get pancreatitis.
That's how high fat they are, right?
Cashews are all dropping in there nice, sinking to the bottom.
How's that? That's really interesting. You got to cut your cashew in half, not cut it in half,
you just got to flick it open because cashews have an air pocket, a big air pocket in the middle.
You got to know that. And it's like a balloon. You can't sink a balloon in the water. You have
to pop it. So you have to let the air out the center of the cashew. See how that cashews,
the halves are falling down. Look at that. All falling down in there. That's right. Okay.
Okay. Undigested fats, undigested proteins sink to the bottom. And everybody says undigested fats
and proteins will go to the top. That's what they're all saying. They're all wrong. Why is
it that I have to showcase where everybody's wrong all the time? It's just constantly like this.
Health with Liz. Good to see you, Liz. They don't teach even this basic science class. They don't.
They don't teach any of this. Everybody's just like in this mystery zone of hypotheses. And then
something goes around where if a stool floats, you're unhealthy. Or if a stool floats midway,
you're unhealthy. Let me tell you guys something that's really important. People are dying in
hospital beds right now all around the world with all kinds of different diseases and their shit
sinks to the bottom of the toilet in the hospital. Some people are 10 days from dying. Some people
are five days from dying. Some people are literally days from dying. Some people have
been dying for months, some people dying for years, and their shit sinks to the bottom of the toilet.
People with pancreatic cancer, only a few cases will have a stool that goes and floats.
Most pancreatic cases, cancer cases, it sinks to the bottom. Now get this, pancreatic cases,
cancer cases, right? It floats not because of the fat. Pancreatic cancer case, people that have
pancreatic cancer, stools that float with pancreatic cancer are floating because of toxic gas. It's all
filled with toxic gases. When you have pancreatic cancer, you get gas that constantly streams out
of your intestinal tract nonstop, nonstop, nonstop. There's so much gas in the intestinal
tract when you have pancreatic cancer, that it's unbearable, it's unbelievable. And what happens is
the stool is so inundated with gas that it floats because of the gases, not because of the fats.
Now, what you have to understand is, this is really important to know, okay, that
when I got pancreatitis, I got pancreatitis from keto high fat diet, Jessica,
you and a million other people have gotten pancreatitis from high fat keto. That's why
of ketos aren't as high fat anymore because it's destroyed a lot of people. Not you because it's
just pancreatitis, which is bad enough. But it's destroyed people in a lot of ways. They really
aged them fast, completely burnt out their brain because they lost other glycogen. So
keto people think their shit don't stink. Health influencers on IG think their shit don't stink.
Dieticians on social media think their shit don't stink. Everybody thinks their shit doesn't stink.
They think they got it all down because their teaching or their Googling said otherwise.
You know, it's amazing when you put this information, like you put the truth out, how many people don't understand poo.
And that's what we're going to cover now.
We're going to go into poo for a little bit, the whole bit.
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I'm using this machine. I'm juicing less celery. I'm getting more celery juice. And that's like
big time for me. I just love it. I love it. I'm going to juice in a minute too. But why do we
celery juice? Because we rebuild our intestinal tract. Now get this point. This is really important
right here. It's okay to have a stool that sinks. It's fine to have a poop that sinks.
We don't have to have poop fear about it. We don't have to worry about it. That's not what I'm
talking about. I'm talking about when we get healthier and stronger and we heal and we heal
our guts even more. Don't be afraid of a mid-floating poo. Do not be afraid of a poo that's mid-floating
because that's a sign that you have absorbed all of the fat out of that poo. That's a sign that you
absorbed all of the protein out of that poo because the fat and the protein makes the shit
stain at the bottom of the toilet as that sinking ship goes down and it goes in the bottom of the
toilet bowl and it rubs down in there and it makes that streak. That streak is fat and protein that's
rancid and putrid and did not digest. That's important. Do not fear a stool that sinks
because everybody's stools out there are sinking and everybody's sick.
Yeah, fine.
But you can be working on your healing process
and someday you'll get to the point of your healing process
where you might see a stool mid-float.
It might be doing this, like mostly down there,
but kind of hanging up there in the water a little in the middle.
And you might go, whoa, that stool's kind of flowing a little in the middle there.
Don't be afraid of that.
Because what that is is that you absorbing so much fat and protein out of that stool
that it's not turning into lead. It's not sinking down like these cashews and the nut butter. It's
not sinking down like that tahini right there. See at the bottom of the glass? It's not sinking
down like that peanut butter, that almond butter, right? It's not sinking down like that chocolate.
You see this, you guys? It's sinking down that chocolate, that nut butter sinking down, right?
That tahini sink sinking down. And what happens when you don't digest it well and you don't break
it down and your gastric juices aren't strong enough and your HCL is not strong enough to break
down the proteins and your bile's not strong enough to break down the fat. You know what happens?
It makes a shit streak at the bottom of the toilet and it makes that poop heavy and that
poop sits down at the bottom of the toilet nice and heavy. And that's what it does. So in order,
okay, to heal your gut and make it so strong, you got to make sure you build up your HCL that
we're talking about that. Sherry says, maybe I missed this, but what about stool color? Light
beige versus dark brown? All depends. What have you eaten, right? Eating things, if you're eating
a different food, it's going to come out differently. If you're eating wild blueberries and you're
eating leafy queens, you're going to have a different color stool. If you're having spirulina,
if you're eating chicken, all these things matter on the different color stool. And yes, if you have
pancreatitis and a very sick pancreas, very sick pancreas, right? Or a very, very sick liver.
You might end up with a yellow stool when there's no yellow food present. You might end up with an
orangey stool when there's no orange food present. Yeah, that's a sign of being sick, but that's not
what we're talking about. Millions of people are sick around the globe. They're dying in their
hospital beds and their shit is still brown and it's sunk at the bottom of the toilet
days before they die. Gas makes a stool float, right? Gas makes a stool float when it's filled
with ammonia and it's toxic gas. But you can have a healthy floating, mid-floating stool that doesn't
have stinky gas. It's gas that doesn't smell like poo. When you get really healthy with your
digestive tract and you cleaned out all that rancid fat and protein and you built up that
liver and you built up that stomach and you cleaned out that intestinal tract and you built
this stuff up, you're not going to smell anything when you fart. Your friend's not going to smell
your fart. Your family member's not going to smell your fart. Your loved one's not going to smell
your fart because it's not it's just air it's not ammonia it's just air and not putrid rotting
ammonia a stinky rotting putrid smelling fart means your digestion still needs work because
the proteins and the fats have gone rancid and gone putrid and they're rotting inside of you
okay and bacteria is having a fuel day eating it and everything else under the sun
Now, all this is more information.
All right, so let's go into some questions from Instagram.
We got some questions from Instagram right here, right?
Floating greasy stools are caused by malabsorption of fats.
So he actually has it backwards.
So AW has it backwards.
This is what happens when people take medical advice from a non-medical professional.
medical medium books and information
have stopped more people from getting their
colons cut out than any other
medical source there is in the world
medical medium
books are the number one health
books and the number one health book series
in the world
right now running seven
years they're medical
textbooks and they've saved lives
and that's a fact
right but don't take any
advice from me
sure
just get your colon cut out down the road or just google get your information from google
that'll work so when someone says floating greasy stools are caused by malabsorption that's kind of
funny because i'm looking here because that nut butter is as greasy as it gets it got oil everywhere
oil over my hands right now oil all over the counter oil all over this this tahini was
dripping in oil when I plucked it out of here and put it in there.
I pushed it off the spoon, all the oil in.
It sunk to the bottom.
That chocolate sunk to the bottom.
That peanut butter at the bottom there with the cashews at the bottom
sunk to the bottom.
So, I mean, people don't realize.
They just don't know.
They're health experts.
You know?
Eating fat makes BMs float.
Fat floats.
Look at fat people in a pool.
Those are not my words.
That was a comment on Instagram, and those are not my words.
Because I think it's really wrong to think just because someone has a lot of body weight,
that they're going to float.
They can drown, just like anybody else, and they can sink.
And I think that's a pretty ignorant comment, but hey, that's my opinion.
eating fat makes bm's float fat floats look at fat people in a pool uh okay well fat floats huh
because i'm looking at a big hunk of fat right there and i'm looking at a big hunk of fat
and i'm looking at a big hunk of fat i'm going to take some more fat i'm going to take this oily
greasy peanut butter right here and i'm going to drop this in there right there i'm going to get
some more fat going in there is what I'm going to do. People have to realize that yes, if you take
processed oil, it will sit on the top of the water. But if you eat processed oil, it will sit at the
bottom of your stool, wrapped in your stool and sit in there with everything else. Just like the
oil that's wrapped around that petrified protein that comes out of you. Or just like the oil that's
that nut butter now and people don't realize this. That's an important thing to know.
So let's look at some more questions while we can. If you guys just came on here,
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If you guys just came on here, we're talking about poop.
So.
The shit people say.
My God, the shit people say.
someone said
isn't it the opposite
floating bowel meant
too much fat is being consumed
you can eat
a jar of nut butter
and only a jar
of nut butter
you can get your stool tested as it sits at the bottom
of the toilet you can pull it out of the bottom of the toilet
and you can get it tested
and it will be loaded with fat
that's not true
people don't realize this
But that's what you get from Googling.
That's what you get from Google.
That's how it works.
That's what you get from Google doctors.
That's what you get from functional medicine doctors that don't know anything about anybody's gut.
They just hop on a trend called microbiome and they don't even understand why anybody's sick.
And meanwhile, just like this nut butter, your stool sits down and sinks to the bottom of the toilet.
Let's look for something else.
Someone else said this right after that question.
Same here.
Agree.
And I'm working with a functional medicine doctor at the moment.
Great.
And when you get really, really, really sick,
hopefully that functional medicine doctor, like other ones do,
will recommend you to where you can get answers.
So you can do like the monocleanses, the heavy metal detox cleanses,
the 369s, the protocols, and get your life back if you get really sick.
And that's why these are the best-selling books out there in the world in health.
And you look at the gold emblem.
Guess what?
People don't have the gold emblem.
millions and millions of copies sold around the world. You want this juicer?
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omegajucers.com, but you got to go to omegajucers.com. That's the MM900. I'm
going to juice it a little bit. So remember that question I said, isn't it
the opposite? Floating bowels meant too much fats being consumed. I showed you
guys that that's not true. Someone said, same here. Agree. And I'm working with a
a functional medicine doctor at the moment. We've done stool samples, urine samples, and my stool
showed indigested fat, so I'm working towards healing the gut and getting it to sink. Okay,
that's funny. Everybody's stool shows indigested fats, large amounts, and it's sinking to the
bottom of the toilet. This is a misdiagnosed situation. Really smart functional medicine
doctor there, that functional medicine doctor should be realizing you got high ammonia in your
stool. Oh, but he missed that because that functional medicine doctor apparently isn't
that good. Now stick with your doctor's advice and you stay with that doctor.
All I can say is that doctor did a misdiagnosis. This is why doctors call me who have no egos to
get information that's advanced just like harvard took the the medical medium information about
multiple sclerosis and epstein-barr the same way doctors actually but they didn't cite me but
doctors do cite me out there and they do call me now that functional medicine doctor made a boo-boo
that's a stool filled with high amounts of ammonia and it wasn't tested that's why that stool floated
to the top, ammonia can float anything. It's the most floating device out of the chemical
compositions out there in the world, chemical gases. And so what that person had was high
ammonia levels and it was misconstrued as fat, which is really funny because
that's someone's shit being almond butter sitting at the bottom. That's cacao butter
sitting at the bottom. That's nut butters and cashews sitting at the bottom. Putrefied fat inside
our guts when we don't break down our nut butters and all the chicken and everything else in the
chocolate sits down at the bottom of the toilet. It doesn't float. Very important to know. Let's
look at a couple more of these, you guys. We're going to be juicing in a minute. You guys, we're
live right now on TikTok. We're live on IG. We're live. We're live on Telegram. It's so great to be
Here's one right here.
As a registered dietitian, I can tell you, what can you tell me?
This is literal crap.
It is.
BM should not float.
If you want nutrition or BM information, ask for a referral to an RD.
So when you're bedridden on mattress island and you have severe brain inflammation and fatigue and tingles and numbness and aches and pains and burning skins and eczema, psoriasis and achy joints and pain, that RD is going to save your life.
That's real funny right there.
I think that's an RD that thinks her shit doesn't stink.
But meanwhile, your shit stinks.
It stinks for a reason.
You know, what happens is that people don't realize this is really important to know.
Okay.
It's critical to understand that an RD, which we have incredible RDs out there that do medical
meme information.
So you can have really amazing RDs out there that do MM info.
I'm not making fun of RDs, but RDs are mostly known for getting like standard conventional
information.
That's really antiquated.
And then they just teach these things.
They're basically counting calories.
Like this is how many proteins you can eat in a day, ma'am.
This is how many fats you can eat in a day.
They're actually bound to all these legalities.
So they're bound to these legalities is what they are.
So when you become an RD, you have to go by what they teach you, right?
And so they're not going to understand what's wrong with your guts, what's wrong with your liver,
what's wrong with your HCL, what's wrong with your stomach glands, why you have fatigue,
why you're really sick. They don't know anything like that. So refer to an RD is what this person
said. And it's pretty funny. So this is so incorrect. Yes, please find a registered dietitian.
You know, what happens is that, you know, and here's another thing too.
If your poop sinks to the bottom of the toilet, it doesn't mean you're healthy.
it doesn't.
You can have diabetes, diverticulosis,
fatty liver, heart problems,
a brain lesion.
You can have a tumor in your liver,
a tumor in your spleen,
and your shit will stink to the bottom of the toilet.
So I guess the shit's healthy and the person's what not.
So your poop's healthy,
but the person's not.
People sick all around this world.
People with gut problems
where their teeth are being drilled.
They're getting root canals.
Everything's going wrong in their mouth.
They're getting all their teeth drilled.
All these problems,
their gum disease,
they're getting cancer in their gums.
They're getting all kinds of dentures.
They got ammonia leaching out
from their gut into their mouth.
And with all that said and done,
their poop is sinking in the toilet.
So you're okay.
You're okay.
got nothing wrong with you. It's a healthy poop. Very healthy poop. See, Andros says,
Andros 456 says, I'm an RD. The legal binding aspect is so correct, unfortunately.
It is. The one thing about medical medium information, okay, and I've had doctors tell
me this for years, because doctors, medical doctors are even bound to a lot of legalities,
They go to the medical school, they leave the medical school, then they have to teach this, they have to offer this.
I've been told for years that they always have these parameters.
They're always stuck.
So let's take a look a little bit more.
And if you guys just got on here, MM900HDS, I'm about to juice.
It's saving people money around the world right now.
it's saving the money, thank God, because of the fact that, boom, food prices are going up.
And when you juice with this machine versus another, you save more money.
Here's somebody saying, these are comments I took off just so you know from those posts on the reels.
I'm just letting you guys know if you want to watch those videos sometimes after this, whatever.
And people are always asking me about the juicer. That's why I'm bringing it back up.
If your BM is floating, you're eating too much fatty foods.
is too much fat in your BM.
There's too much fat in your BM.
That's not normal.
Everybody's BM
is made of fat.
Some people's BM
is 50 to 75% fat.
Sits down to the bottom of the toilet.
50 to 75% fat
is in their BM.
And it's sitting at the bottom of the toilet.
This peanut butter
with greasy oil
all wrapped around it
which is clinging to it as it's sitting at the bottom there,
that peanut butter has a lot of fat in it.
It's important to know.
And when people eat avocados,
the fat from the avocado that doesn't get digested totally
makes the streak.
If you eat a bunch of avocados one day
and you poo,
you'll see you've got more of a creamier poo.
A lot of people have told me that all these years.
Like, hey, my poo's more creamier, A.W.
is leaving a streak.
What you've been eating?
Oh, a couple of avocados every day.
So people don't realize that all that fat,
a hunk of that fat's coming out the other end, right?
Here's somebody's comment.
It's unbelievable the stuff he's allowed to spout
when he's got zero qualifications in such things.
Scandalous.
well
I think that's a really good
that's a really good one right there
because
you know I know a doctor right now
that's highly qualified
he's over here
I'm just going to get him over here for a second here
he's highly qualified
so I got to get him out
so
Dr. Nesbitt's in the house right now
He's a certified board member of prestigious clinics and stuff like that.
How many clinics?
Two clinics?
Yep, he's a board member.
And he's a psychiatrist too.
Anyway, Dr. Nesbitt says his shit sinks too.
It does?
What have you been eating?
He said his stomach's been a little bloated and he's been eating a little bit too many nuts and too much chocolate.
Really?
He wants me to start the juice.
You want celery juice. We're going to get juicing, you guys.
And we're going to talk about poo a little bit more because guess what?
We haven't even started about poop.
We're going to be doing a few different poop lives next month too
because we got a lot to cover about it.
There's so much information to learn, you guys.
Let's have some fun. Let's do it.
What happens is that cleaning out the intestinal tract
is something that people don't know how to do
because they're putting in other things in their intestinal tract
that they're not supposed to be putting in.
So keep that in mind.
So many things go in people's digestive tract
they're not supposed to be eating and doing.
Santara says,
Wow, when people have the audacity to say that.
Zero qualifications, but this info got me out of bed when my doctor couldn't.
That's how it works.
Qualifications.
The third reason for death in the United States, the third reason for death in the United States is malpractice.
Think about that.
You've got all the people dying of fentanyl.
You've got all the people dying of opioid addiction.
You've got all the people dying of drugs.
You've got all these people dying, right, of heart attacks.
The third largest reason everybody's dying in the U.S. is from malpractice.
So when someone says, don't listen to him about bowel movements, he's got no qualifications.
And the third reason for death, and this contrary, is malpractice.
Credentials does not mean someone's going to get medical malpractice.
Someone is going to get out of bed.
credentials doesn't mean someone is going to get out of bed. Someone's going to get their life back.
It doesn't mean that. There's a group of functional medicine doctors that have actually hijacked
medical medium information in the last couple of years, started some podcasts. They got a little
group of functional doctors and literally 90% of their information is medical medium information
because it works.
You know, it works.
When you think about it,
if medical medium books are the best-selling books
in health in the world seven years running,
who's buying them?
A lot of doctors.
People think I'm wrong because they look up what I'm saying.
They go to Google, they look it up,
and they see it's different information out there.
But they don't realize
the information about chronic illness is wrong out there overall.
And that's why people stay sick,
and they're dying, and they don't feel good,
and they can't get their lives back.
And then they get told to do things
that they shouldn't be doing.
It's really bad out there.
So all that's important to know right there.
You guys, this is the MM900HDS.
Everyone will be talking about
how a poop can mid-float
and how that is a healthier poop
in a couple of years.
Everybody's talking about the blood draw,
about getting too much blood taken out, like in my blood draw podcast episode, that's medical
medium information. It gets stolen and poached. You'll be hearing about how floating mid stools,
floating like midway in the toilet are actually healthier. You're going to hear about undigested
protein and fat inside people's stools in two years. You're going to be hearing about that too.
and then when I talk about it again
two, three years from now
someone's going to say
look, he's just taking it from somebody else
yeah, that's pretty funny
I just want to
thank you guys for all your dedication
Uma Kali, I really appreciate your dedication
to educating people
about medical medium information
I've been watching your videos lately
and you really, you know
you have me laughing too
you have me laughing
and
it's so great
because I know you're helping people
you're getting the word out
I really appreciate it
I want you to know that
Chris you seem fine to me
you not only provided it
but made it cool
Uncommon Wellness
they stole medical information
on MS and EBD
I know 35 years of it
did you know
the only thing they thought Epstein-Barr did
was make you tired when you have mono.
They didn't know it created a neurological symptom.
Medical medium information for 35 years
taught how multiple sclerosis is caused by Epstein-Barr,
and Epstein-Barr creates neurological symptoms.
And, yeah.
Yeah, I know.
It's medical medium information, but don't ask me.
You guys, this is the MM900HTS.
Food prices are going up.
I love this machine.
It's incredible.
I see that question.
I can't answer it.
You guys, this is at OmegaJuicers.com, this machine.
This is the MM900HTS.
I want to talk about hydrochloric acid.
You're allowed to have a sinking poop.
You're allowed for your poop to sink to the bottom.
It doesn't mean you're not, like, it doesn't mean you're unhealthy per se.
You can be getting your health better and better, cleaning up your liver, okay?
And you still have poops that sink to the bottom.
You can be doing the healthiest diet and still have poops sink to the bottom
because there's so much old, titrified material on the linings of your intestinal tract and colon.
It takes years. Sometimes it takes a decade to clean up all of the impacted crap that's solidified, hardened, on the sides of the intestinal tract and colon.
And these pieces break off, and they're heavy as heck.
That old petrified protein and rancid fat is so heavy, that's why people get heavy here.
That's why they come out like this. That's why people come out like this.
All the weight isn't the fat on your body.
All the weight is the colon and intestinal tract with really dense, heavy layers of putrefied fat and protein.
And that's what's expanding them.
That's why their gut's like this and it's expanding them because they're loaded with so much putrefied fat and protein.
And even if you're thin, it could take a few years eating right to break off all that in the lining and have it come out slowly and slowly.
So eventually, your poop mid-floats.
Mid-floats.
It's okay to have a sinking poop.
But I'm letting you know how these things work.
Celery juice rebuilds your HCL.
It rebuilds your stomach glands.
It brings them back.
It's moved the needle for so many people.
It's insane what it's done for people.
You know what the medical system does for people who have colon and intestinal problems that just can't be fixed?
Your functional medicine doctor can't fix them.
Your gastroenterologist can't fix them.
You know what they do?
They cut it out.
They put you under the knife, and they cut your colon out,
and they cut your guts out
and they cut your intestinal tract out,
your eeling amount,
they cut it out.
And your poops can still sink,
but they cut it out.
Protein rots.
So protein rots is what happens and people don't realize this.
And fat goes rancid.
It feeds all the bacteria.
It feeds all the different viruses.
It feeds all the yeast.
It feeds all the mold.
Feeds it all is what happens.
yeah yeah pod i saw that i know they cut me off of tiktok just now it's not the first time it's
happened yeah i know they cut pearls i know they cut me off
all right you guys reducing a little bit of celery this is the mm900 hts
$72. Almost $72 off right now, you guys. Almost $72 off right here.
So we're going to do some celery juice now. We're going to strain it.
So what I like, one of the things, look, you can break it down like this. Okay. Break it down like
this. Who cares about your liver? Who cares about your intestinal tract? Who cares about your gastric
glands? Who cares, right? Who cares about your gut? Who cares, right? Who cares about any of it?
Who cares about your pancreas? Who cares about your spleen? Who cares about your bowel movements,
right? Break it down like this. Maybe all of it doesn't matter, but to do something good for your
health, it takes herbal medicine. So if you're somebody that just doesn't want to know about
your gastric glands and your HDL and your bile reserves and your liver and bugs inside your guts
and critters inside your guts and bacteria and viruses and yeast and mold and anything else that
lives inside of you. You're somebody that doesn't want to know any of that. Like that's just too
much. You can just ignore it all and just focus on getting something good in you, get some herbal
medicine in you, and then watch the benefits happen. Watch what happens in your life as you're
thinking more clear, as you're getting stronger, right? Incredible. MM900HDS, $200. You know,
This is 20% off.
Sorry, 20% off.
Incredible.
Almost $72 off on this machine.
Food price is going up and up.
Inflation is making it go up.
That's what's happening out there.
And what's incredible is you get more juice out of your juice when you're juicing with this machine.
In my opinion, for what I'm seeing, I'm saving money.
Okay?
And there's a code.
20% off.
MM900.
There's a code.
Check it out.
It's at megajuicers.com.
when you get a chance.
So what I'm going to do is
let's get this strained right here.
All right.
And I'm excited, you guys.
This was our first poop talk, really.
We're going to do some others, too.
There's so much to cover.
I got a lot of comments to cover.
There's a lot to talk about
when it comes down to poop.
so we got some celery juice right here all set i'm addicted to celery juice and potatoes two
incredible things to actually eat amazing got my celery juice right here okay yes you can have
celery juice when pregnant i i have family members i have friends you get pregnant and yeah they drink
lots of celery juice strengthens bile reserve so let's talk about that really quick right here so
when you have your animal proteins, right? When you have your animal proteins, okay? Say you're
somebody that's into animal protein. Now, if you're plant-based, that's great. You know, I love plant-based.
But if you're somebody that's animal protein driven, you just love your animal proteins,
right? And you want your grass-fed beef, you want your salmon, right? You want your chicken,
okay? You want your grilled chicken right there. Nice and healthy grilled chicken, right? People
say. Okay. Your HCL has to break down the protein and your bile has to break down the fat. Keep that
in mind. Your HCL has to break down the protein and your bile has to break down the fat. Okay.
And our intestinal tracts get real messy and they get sick as the years go on. Bugs start to feed
off of what's not breaking down. So bugs will start to feed off of what's not being broken down
inside your gut. So as these things inside your gut sit there, I'm not saying you can't have this.
If you're into animal protein and that's what you eat, that's what you eat. But the bugs start to
feed. They start to thrive. That's what it is. They start to thrive. They don't eat chicken,
the bugs. They don't eat and eat the bugs. But what they do is they thrive underneath.
All that rancid protein and fat because there's no oxygen left to keep the bugs at bay.
Your HCl also is so worn out, it's not killing off bugs because your hydrochloric acid kills off bugs.
That's a big part of how we destroy bugs.
Say you're plant-based.
Say you're plant-based, right?
You're eating chocolates.
You're eating cashews.
You're eating almond butter.
You're eating peanut butter.
You'll notice it's not floating and there's lots of fat in there.
It's sitting at the bottom.
Watch this from the beginning if you just got here.
Watch this IG video from the beginning.
But what you'll notice, right?
You see your plant-based.
The celery juice rebuilds the hydrochloric acid
to help break down those plant-based proteins and even fats.
So keep that in mind too, right?
And that's what we do.
We're bringing back people's guts.
We're bringing back their intestinal tract.
We're killing off pathogens.
We're using celery juice to kill off pathogens.
We're rebuilding our HCL to kill off pathogens,
and that's what we're doing there.
We're restoring our liver.
That's what we're doing there, restoring our liver.
Anyway, you guys, people keep on asking me what juicer I use,
what's happening, the prices of food's going up, all of it.
Check out the celery juice machine at omegajuicers.com.
It's the MM900HDS.
That's the one that squeezes all the juice out of the celery.
works really good with celery 20 off it's almost 72 off right okay it's the mm900 hds if you're
looking for a juicer everybody's always asking you there's a code the code is 20 off it's it's 20
mm900 check it out you'll see the code there when you go to megajuicers.com you'll see the code
all right you guys i love you much we're going to do another poop live eventually we're also
going to be doing a cleanse coming up. So I don't know if you guys want to be on board with the
cleanse. If you want to be on board with a cleanse, that's free because we're going to have fun. We
might do the morning cleanse come this weekend. Then make sure you have Cleanse to Heal. It's a
medical textbook, 51% off, Amazon US. Make sure you have the book. It's got all the cleanses in
it. This book will blow your mind if you've never read it before. It's an incredible book. Millions
of people around the world have it. It's incredible for healing. It'll blow your mind.
All right. So make sure you have this. Get it for your library if you want to get it for your library.
I love you guys. You're going to do the cleanse?
Incredible. All right, you guys.
I'll see you next time. Looking forward to it.
See you guys again.
